Leaving last night, the guy at the counter says “hey, take one of these flyers”. I said “no, I don’t need your crap.” He said “it’s got some tips for starting the new year off right & keeping your fitness resolutions as well as some guest passes for your friends.” I said, “Look, that class up there was way too full. What we need here are fewer people. I can’t wait for people to give up on their dreams.” Stunned, he looked at me and responded, “What is wrong with you?”
“I am a horrible person.”, I replied.