Snarting: to sneeze & fart at the same time in a public setting. Is there anything worse? I am not so sure. Though I am your classic extrovert, I submit to you that I fear public involuntary flatulence.
I pride myself on being like a Girl Scout, prepared for nearly anything. My handbag is a bottomless pit of things that I or a friend might need. Lipgloss? Check. Bandaid? Check. Bracelet (c’mon – for FASHION emergencies!). Check.
Among some of my social fears is bad breath. Gum and/or breath mints? Check.
Got junk in your teeth? I recommend those toothpicks with the little flosser thingy. Uh-oh…where’d they go? Time for a Target trip.