Today’s post is written by my cousin, Barbi. When you read this, you will understand why we make each other laugh. Sarcasm runs deep in my family. Enjoy!
I haven’t any words that quite express my disgust for the abominations known as “Crocs”.
When I see children in them, I want to slap their mothers. When I see men in them, my soul screams, “WHY?!?!” When I see women in them, I think to myself, “Why don’t you just throw on a pair of pajamajeans and a dirty t-shirt and call it a day?”
I mean, are we really living in a society that cares so little about appearances or do a large amount of the population not own mirrors? If you are one of these “offenders”, you need to have a long talk with your supposed friends.
Friends don’t let friends wear Crocs!