Sure, we’ve all been there. Your better half is gone and you want to watch your show. Trouble is, it’s a “couple show”. That special time when the children have gone to bed and you give a congratulatory smile and pat on rear to your spouse for surviving another day. It’s show time. You put on that show where a deserving family gets a house. It’s a good thing you’ve already removed your make up, because you’re about to ugly cry yourself into a stuper. As the glow of the tv bounces off of your tear glistened face, you ponder how great and blessed your life is.
That magic ain’t happening tonight, sister. You’re flying the skies of Netflix alone. What do you do when your spouse is gone? You can’t watch that “couple show”. That is cheating. You see a preview for said show and you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Temptation. That show is looking so good. Jesus, take the wheel! This temptation is too great!
You overcome. You decide to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Sure, your husband will think less of you for watching it, but it’s better than cheating on him with his favorite show. You fall asleep somewhere between Bruce becoming Caitlin, Khloe becoming blonde and skinny, and Kylie’s lips rivaling that of Angelina Jolie’s. You drift off to dream land with this startling revelation: no one alive can keep up with the Kardashians.