Winsor Wisdom: Stuff I Learned From Pop

My pop is the coolest guy I know. He is hilarious. Here are just a few nuggests from the man I call “Winsor”. He’s the greatest dad in the world.

  • About men: They’re only kidding unless you say “yes”.
  • About supporting (giving money) Missionaries: ‘Cause if we don’t give, then God will send US!
  • About makeup: Only bimbos put makeup on while driving.
  • After the worst date ever: Every pretty girl has geek duty at least once. It keeps you humble and prevents you from becoming a snob.
  • About my math homework when I was 12: You gotta think outside the box. (My response, “Dad. I’m in 7th grade. What are you talking about?”)
  • About life: You have to look at the big picture.
  • About God: Give God what’s His. By the way, everything is His.
  • About the Bible: Don’t take anyone else’s word for it. Read it yourself.
  • About fashion: Gaucho pants are so 5 minutes ago.
  • About marriage: Get tough. Stick it out.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. You’re my hero.


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