Put on salvation as your helmet
Last year at Christmas, my sister in law sent my boys dress-up armor. They made the most adorable knights in shining plastic! Though I think they should sell the armor for parents too, as we are likely to have to defend ourselves in the case of a rebellion. Helmets save lives. Just ask any person who’s been in a bike or motorcycle accident.
I use enough hairspray, it’s almost like a helmet. Right?